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Post by Jagathara on Nov 2, 2005 0:03:37 GMT -7
Anyone into an inter-active Shade inspired Christmas Story?
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Post by RAIVEN on Nov 21, 2005 0:10:50 GMT -7
..A J Casson
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 27, 2005 4:29:42 GMT -7
I'm up fur it!
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 27, 2005 4:30:44 GMT -7
Twas the night before Christmas the mouse was dead, shredded in fetters at the foot of the bed, the children were nestled deep undercover, that vile cat had them crying for mother. Mother and I tried to ignore them, she in her gown, me in my fur, I read them the bible to try to just bore them, so they'd go to sleep which I'd greatly prefer, when up from the floor there sprung that damn cat, eyes wide and hungry and chasing a rat. I threw the curtains at it, even tossed an old chair, but all it got was a patch of cat hair. The little screeching demon was so nimble and quick, I knew in a moment I was gonna be sick. Without a word he ran out of the house, hot on the heels of a rat or a mouse. I realy didnt care much either way, I planned to get sleep before the light of day, when much to my dismay, the damn thing was back, I forgot I left the window open a crack. But amazingly this was a sight to see, for it now wore a red hat and a sack full of presents, some maybe even for me! I called out the family from their beds, drowsy we all opened gifts, but damn they were lousy. Throwing the boxes in fireplce coals, disgusted at giftwrapped rodentia skulls, we scolded and berated and had to draw the line, no matter the occasion accept gifts from No feline!
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Post by RAIVEN on Nov 27, 2005 13:23:21 GMT -7
Too funny! Ok, ok I will try to get it together to write something #shine2#
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 18, 2007 8:42:58 GMT -7
Yelo the Undead Snowman, had an evil jolly laugh, for your blood he toiled as he black pearl foiled your sorry åßß in half. Yelo the Undead Snowman was something beyond the norm, with those funny faces makin' as he's smellin bacon as your hatred keeps him warm. Yelo the Undead Snowman, just because song aint done, you might get yelo'd as the children told just as fast as a BarnCat pun.
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 18, 2007 8:52:55 GMT -7
On th3e 1st day of Shademas, my friends list gave to meee: A Bladed Staff from the Elf Tree, {next?}
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Post by RAIVEN on Nov 18, 2007 10:41:13 GMT -7
On the second day of Shademas my friends list gave to me, two nerds from Dove and a Bladed Staff from the Elf Tree.
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Post by Insidius on Nov 18, 2007 20:15:54 GMT -7
On the third day of Shademas, my friends list gave to me, three Frenching cyberers, two nerds from Dove and a Bladed Staff from the Elf Tree.
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Post by RAIVEN on Nov 20, 2007 1:45:03 GMT -7
On the fourth day of Shademas my friend's list gave to me, four choleric *BRD*s, three Frenching cyberers, two nerds from Dove and a Bladed Staff from the Elf Tree.
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 20, 2007 9:28:21 GMT -7
On the fifth day of Shademas my friend's list gave to me, FIIIVE GOLDEN HEALING POTIONS, four choleric *BRD*s, three Frenching cyberers, two nerds from Dove and a Bladed Staff from the Elf Tree!
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 21, 2007 1:24:25 GMT -7
{taps foot, hmmmm} On the twelfth day of Shademas my friend's list gave to me, level twelve T.I.D.s, eleven elf assassins, ten top ten Shaders, nine minutes of sending, eight pilejumpers, seven atonement shrines, six seal spotters, FIIIVE GOLDEN HEALING POTIONS, four choleric *BRD*s, three Frenching cyberers, two nerds from Dove and a Bladed Staff from the Elf Tree! {takes a bow} Now what else christmas tuniness can we Shadecorrupt?
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 21, 2007 1:30:31 GMT -7
{Sung to O Christmas Tree} "Aaaaa-tonement Shrine Atonement Shriiine! I must have done 100 rounds, atonement shrine atonement shrine, my battery's making sounds. I did my time, equipment cursed. Feedbacked then dined on newbiewurst. Atonement Shrine Atonement Shriiine ... "Cosmic YOU FU-zzt!" You have been Banned.
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 21, 2007 1:37:11 GMT -7
{Spunoff Here Comes or Dr. Demento's There's Another Santa Claus} There's another Shader clone, There's another Shader clone, There's another Shader clone There! Must now be oh half the game that's mentally impaired! Why must people waste so much time getting on eachothers nerves, Instead of the Shade game they're playing mind games whatta buncha psycho nerds. There's another Shader clone, There's another Shader clone, There's another Shader clone there! I take a chance in Chat I might wind up being a pair! How many different versions of us can there possibly be, why don't you all stop wasting time and name yourselves after meeee!
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 21, 2007 1:44:43 GMT -7
{Deck the halls} Ssspam the chats with equipment sales Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Scroll the room with ASLs Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Threaten newbies and their clans Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Act like you're admin threaten bans Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Beg for Gpots midlevel mortals Fa lala lala la la la laaah! We'll just chuckle giggle chortle Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Beg for gear and sell donations Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Return to chat weak explanations Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Second phones now spy and lurk Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Who gives a ƒç† you daffy jerk Fa lala lala la la la laaah! Seller and Cyber, Begger and Spier Fa lala lala la la la laaah! All in the lovely town of Byr Fa lala lala la la la laaaAAAAH!
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 21, 2007 1:53:55 GMT -7
Zanden the ZedClanned Wizard, had a very shiny suit, all space aged and exotic, from helmtip to each boot, Grimm, Chaos & Rrabid used to laugh and call him Lame, they never let poor Zanden appear inside the Shade game, then one foggy autumn night on Search All a sight to stun, for Zanden popped into chat, a nekkid level one! Now everyone's confused, including this BarnCat, of all the Zandens there have been Who the Hell was That?
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Post by RAIVEN on Nov 21, 2007 9:10:36 GMT -7
Lol,too funny Cat.
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 25, 2007 1:41:46 GMT -7
Shade rest ye merry Characters, let nothing you dismay, remember Chr-####s are born each hour each day, they roll their stats they claim their names sometimes they buy their gear, Oh Shadings of new Users are near, nothing to fear Oh Shadings of New Users here. Shade rest ye newborn Characters, so tender and so mild, equip some decent gear and levels before you go wild, the World outside that you select is not a friendly place, Oh Shaders outside will stomp your face, ruin and debase, oh Shaders of the atonement needing race. Shade test you newer Characters, your names and gear are set, you wait in chat that's where it's at until your Tag you get, you proved yourself and earned first Clan which you will ne'er forget, but Shade oh, neither will all they, what can I say, but Shade keeps a record where you stay lol.
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Post by BarnCatDrgN on Nov 25, 2007 1:58:42 GMT -7
Rrabid got ran over by a Kender, 'porting home from Bal'Rak Xmas Eve, you can say there's no such thing as Zanden, but as for me and Raiven we believe. We can't seem to find Rrabid, or Slyth as he's now called, but Rrabid sounds more like Grandma, at least for rhyming this's involved. He'd been reading too much feedbacks, as he stormed out to the night, we heard from the throne of the Elf King, what sounded like a 8 or 9 on 1 fight. Say Hey And! Rrabid got ran over by a Kender, 'porting home from Bal'Rak Xmas Eve, you can say there's no such thing as Zanden, but as for me and Raiven we believe. Rrabid's Limbones soon located, he'd been stripped of all his gear, seems his corpse was truly ated, and his dead pile jumped as we all fear. But the strangest thing is this, if he was there still in Limbo, how the heck was his gear amiss, why wherever Kender tracks may go! Hey Oh! Rrabid got ran over by a Kender, 'porting home from Bal'Rak Xmas Eve, you can say there's no such thing as Zanden, but as for me and Raiven we believe. Well we're all so proud of Rrabid, he made it back to town just fine, though his gear he no longer has it, back to Cosmic he went to hear us whine. Rrabid got ran over by a Kender, 'porting home from Bal'Rak Xmas Eve, you can say there's no such thing as Zanden, but as for me and Raiven we believe. Okay so it's not the eve of Xmas, nor was Rrabid's gear stealed, but as for actual Kenders? In time all things'll be revealed. Rrabid got ran over by a Kender, 'porting home from Bal'Rak Xmas Eve, you can say there's no such thing as Zanden, but as for me and Raiven we believe.
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Post by RAIVEN on Nov 25, 2007 3:03:14 GMT -7
#dance2# #dance2#
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