Post by RAIVEN on Aug 5, 2008 20:21:54 GMT -7
U can has Shade LoL cAfEz.
Barn Cat to me
I HAS NO PITY 4 COMPLAININ PKRS, WHEN TEH SHRINEZ AN CURSEZ WENT INTO
EFFECT AN THEY WUZ STRANDD IN TOWN CRYIN, I LAUGHD. WHEN THEY CRY 2
ADMIN HOW IZ UNFAIR THEIR GAME OV RUININ OTHERS GAME IZ RUIND, I LAFF. I
LAFF WHEN TEH NEWBS RESPECT THEM AN LEVEL UP 2 BE JUS LIEK THEM, AN LOSE
OUT, AN R RUIND, CHARACTR AN GAME, IN SHADE. IT TAKEZ TALENT 2 BE
PRODUCTIV OR COOPERATIV PEACABLE MEMBR OV DIS COMMUNITY, IT TAKEZ
COURAGE 2 STAY DAT WAI. SINCE THARS NO UPDATEZ IN DA GAME DAT WILL
JUSTIFY WHOLESALE SLAUGHTR OUT OV BOREDOM, THAZ GREAT REASON, UR DINNR
SERVICE IZ SLOW SO START THRASHIN UP TEH INTERIOR OV TEH RESTAURANT. UR
WAITRES IZ SLOW, KILL TEH CUSTOMR NEXT 2 U. U DOAN LIEK TEH NEW
MANAGEMENT, SO WASTE UR TIEM AN GUD NAYM ¶ßßING ON THEIR MENUS AN
SPRAYPAINTIN UP THEIR WINDOWS WIF BADLY SPELLD INDIGNASHUNS. WIPE UR
åßß ALL OVAR TEH REST OV TEH PLACE AN EXPECT IT 2 IMPROOOV FRUM
WUT UVE DUN. LOOK 4 DA EXIT SIGN, LOTZ DA BEFORE U HAS AN R MUTCH HAPPIR
CUZ OV IT, I MEEN I DUNNO BOUT THEM, BUT I PERSONALLY IZ GLAD THEYRE
GONE LULZ. Y R U PEEPS EVEN COMPLAININ, U KNOE WUTS GOIN ON HER. URE
ƒç†ING UP OTHERS GAMIN EXPERIENCE AN TEH OWNERS OV TEH GAME R
SEEIN 2 CORRECTIV MEASUREZ. WOW, 2 BAD THEY ARENT JUS LETTIN PLAYERS
TURN TEH PLACE INTO NONSTOP KILLGASMIN SLAUGHTERHAUS 4 ONLINE
SOCIOPATHS. U DOAN LIEK WAN OV TEH NEW CHEFS SO U SKIP BURGER OR 2 OFF
DA FLOOR LIEK SUM LIL KID IN HIGHCHAIR. UR SMALL COMFY COZY SMALL
BUSINES RESTAURANT HAS JUS BEEN BUYD OUT, EATEN, ENGULFD BY LARGR HUNGRY
BUSINES, IT LOST LIL HART, SO WUT. WHICH NEWLY ACQUIRD FRANCHIZE DOEZ
KEEP DAT OLD FAMILIAR WARM GLOW, LOTZ DA OV TEH OLD CUSTOMERS HER
REMEMBR DIS, BUT FEW OV U NEWCOMERS R COMPLAININ BOUT MISIN SOMETHIN U
HAS NEVR EVEN BEEN AROUND 4, THARS NO BASIS 4 COMPARISON, URE SOUNDIN
KINDA SILLY. U DOAN LKE TEH RULEZ, BUT U LACK TEH ABILITY 2 LEEF UNDR UR
OWN POWR, SO U GIT YOURSELF THROWN OUTTA TEH JOINT, DEN U CRY AN CLAW AT
TEH WINDOWS TELLIN EVRYONE HOW MEEN TEH MANAGEMENT WUZ 2 DO DAT. THEY
DID WUT U EXPECTD THEM 2 DO. UR FRENZ DO FEELZ SRY 4 U AN SUM MITE WIND
UP OUTSIDE WIF U, OTHERS WILL SIT AN DEMONSTRATE INDOORS CHANGIN TEH
WHOLE FLAVR OV TEH ESTABLISHMENT FRUM COZY CAFE 2 AN INDOORS RIOT
GROUNDZ. TRUE, SUM OV U WUZ BOOTD BY DIRTY CHEF, INEXPERIENCD AN BIT
TRIGGR HAPPEH WIF TEH TRAPDOOR SWITCH, BUT IF U FINKZ U CAN LAY ON TEH
FLOOR AN KICK UR FEET SCREAMIN LIEK HE CAREZ, NEWS FLASH, HE DOESNT. IF
IT SEEMS LIEK URE NOT GETTIN LISTEND 2, URE NOT. IF U ARENT GETTIN GUD
CUSTOMR SERVICE FRUM ANYWHERE, DEN DO SUM LOOKIN AROUND, CUD BE TEH
PROBLEM IZ U. IN DAT CASE ITLL FOLLOW U 2 WHEREVR ELSE IZ LUCKY 2 HAS
PLAYR OV UR CALIBRE. WUD HALP 2 KNOE 4 SURE WUT TEH NEW OWNERS
INTENSHUNS R 4 TRUTH, IN WHOLE, UNDENIABLY CERTAINLY AS WHATEVR. DAT WAI
WE CUD KNOE WUT UNREALISTIC EXPECTASHUNS WERE IMPOSIN ON THEM AN FIND
SUM MIDDLE GROUND 2 RIDE OUT TEH REST OV SHADE1 TIL TEH NEW FACILITIEZ
OV SHADE2 R BUILT DEN WELL C IF WE WANTS 2 CONTINUE R PATRONIZIN DIS
ESTABLISHMENT. BUT I TELL YA, ALL DIS WHININ AN SCREAMIN AN WIPIN UR
FECAL MATTR ALL OVAR EVRYONE AN EVRYTHIN ISNT GOIN 2 DO JACK. U
BADåßßEZ LIEK 2 SAY STFU AN REZ, I SAY STFU AN PULAY. SHADE AN IZ
BORD R NOT TEH TOILET AN TEH TOILET PAPR, TEH PUBLIC RESTROOMS R IN AIRG
AN FLASHEM LULZ. ==>> THATAWAY! I DOAN FINKZ WE NED 2 GO 2 GREAT LENGTHS
2 CAST MARTYR ON OURSELVEZ 2 INDUCE BAN FRUM ADMIN SO WE CAN SHOW OFF R
BOOTPRINT LIEK BADGE OV HONOR OR ACCOMPLISHMENT OR PROOF OV TEH
RIGHTEOUS INJUSTIFICASHUN WE ENDURD FRUM TEH MEANIEZ. PULAY AS LONG AS U
CAN, AS SMART AS U CAN, EAT ALL ON UR PLATE, TRY TEH PIE, SAMPLE TEH
WINE, TALK AN CHAT, CELEBRATE LIL. AN IF URE BANND 4 DAT, DEN U HAS RITE
2 COMPLAIN. BUT STEELIN TEH PEPPERSHAKERS, DEFACIN TEH MENUS, POISONIN
PEEPS MEALS, SCRAWLIN ON THEIR BAFROOM WALLS UR BADLY SPELLD POOR
GRAMMAR THOUGHTS ON TEH NEW OWNERS AN HOW TEH BUSINES HAS CHANGD
ACCORDIN 2 U WILL NOT GIT U ANY REFUNDZ OR DISCOUNTS HER AT TEH SHADE
CAFE. {2 DOSE OV U 2 THICK 2 GIT IT, DIS WUZ WUT IZ CALLD AN ANALOGY,
METAFOR, SPARE ME AN UR APPARENT IQ TEH STOOPID LIPPY TARD REPLIEZ "DUH
BUT SHADE IZ GAME NOT RISERONT" 4 EXAMPLE.} FRANKLY THAR R DAIS I C
SHADE AS COLLAPSIN IN ON ITSELF LIEK DAT HOUZ IN POLTERGEIST, CRUMBLIN
IMPLODIN INTO TINY POINT OV LIGHT POOF, BUT I COME BAK. IM NOT HER ALL
TEH TIEM, BUT THEY R MAH DONUT SHOP, LULZ. THEYLL NEVR EQUAL WUT I GOT
AT HOME,BUT AT WERK AN OCCASHUNALLY FRUM HOME IT BE DESENT PASTIME. PLUS
I FINKZ DAT WAN WAITRES TWYST BREWS SWELL COFFEH 4 DARKSTALKR LULZ. NAO,
SHADE HAPPENS, DEAL WIF IT. U CAN TRY BETTR BUSINES BUREAU OR WHATEVR,
BUT IF URE WAN OV TEH FOLKZ TRYIN 2 ARSON TEH RESTAURANT U CANT VRY WELL
COMPLAIN BOUT BURNT FUD.
Barn Cat to me
I HAS NO PITY 4 COMPLAININ PKRS, WHEN TEH SHRINEZ AN CURSEZ WENT INTO
EFFECT AN THEY WUZ STRANDD IN TOWN CRYIN, I LAUGHD. WHEN THEY CRY 2
ADMIN HOW IZ UNFAIR THEIR GAME OV RUININ OTHERS GAME IZ RUIND, I LAFF. I
LAFF WHEN TEH NEWBS RESPECT THEM AN LEVEL UP 2 BE JUS LIEK THEM, AN LOSE
OUT, AN R RUIND, CHARACTR AN GAME, IN SHADE. IT TAKEZ TALENT 2 BE
PRODUCTIV OR COOPERATIV PEACABLE MEMBR OV DIS COMMUNITY, IT TAKEZ
COURAGE 2 STAY DAT WAI. SINCE THARS NO UPDATEZ IN DA GAME DAT WILL
JUSTIFY WHOLESALE SLAUGHTR OUT OV BOREDOM, THAZ GREAT REASON, UR DINNR
SERVICE IZ SLOW SO START THRASHIN UP TEH INTERIOR OV TEH RESTAURANT. UR
WAITRES IZ SLOW, KILL TEH CUSTOMR NEXT 2 U. U DOAN LIEK TEH NEW
MANAGEMENT, SO WASTE UR TIEM AN GUD NAYM ¶ßßING ON THEIR MENUS AN
SPRAYPAINTIN UP THEIR WINDOWS WIF BADLY SPELLD INDIGNASHUNS. WIPE UR
åßß ALL OVAR TEH REST OV TEH PLACE AN EXPECT IT 2 IMPROOOV FRUM
WUT UVE DUN. LOOK 4 DA EXIT SIGN, LOTZ DA BEFORE U HAS AN R MUTCH HAPPIR
CUZ OV IT, I MEEN I DUNNO BOUT THEM, BUT I PERSONALLY IZ GLAD THEYRE
GONE LULZ. Y R U PEEPS EVEN COMPLAININ, U KNOE WUTS GOIN ON HER. URE
ƒç†ING UP OTHERS GAMIN EXPERIENCE AN TEH OWNERS OV TEH GAME R
SEEIN 2 CORRECTIV MEASUREZ. WOW, 2 BAD THEY ARENT JUS LETTIN PLAYERS
TURN TEH PLACE INTO NONSTOP KILLGASMIN SLAUGHTERHAUS 4 ONLINE
SOCIOPATHS. U DOAN LIEK WAN OV TEH NEW CHEFS SO U SKIP BURGER OR 2 OFF
DA FLOOR LIEK SUM LIL KID IN HIGHCHAIR. UR SMALL COMFY COZY SMALL
BUSINES RESTAURANT HAS JUS BEEN BUYD OUT, EATEN, ENGULFD BY LARGR HUNGRY
BUSINES, IT LOST LIL HART, SO WUT. WHICH NEWLY ACQUIRD FRANCHIZE DOEZ
KEEP DAT OLD FAMILIAR WARM GLOW, LOTZ DA OV TEH OLD CUSTOMERS HER
REMEMBR DIS, BUT FEW OV U NEWCOMERS R COMPLAININ BOUT MISIN SOMETHIN U
HAS NEVR EVEN BEEN AROUND 4, THARS NO BASIS 4 COMPARISON, URE SOUNDIN
KINDA SILLY. U DOAN LKE TEH RULEZ, BUT U LACK TEH ABILITY 2 LEEF UNDR UR
OWN POWR, SO U GIT YOURSELF THROWN OUTTA TEH JOINT, DEN U CRY AN CLAW AT
TEH WINDOWS TELLIN EVRYONE HOW MEEN TEH MANAGEMENT WUZ 2 DO DAT. THEY
DID WUT U EXPECTD THEM 2 DO. UR FRENZ DO FEELZ SRY 4 U AN SUM MITE WIND
UP OUTSIDE WIF U, OTHERS WILL SIT AN DEMONSTRATE INDOORS CHANGIN TEH
WHOLE FLAVR OV TEH ESTABLISHMENT FRUM COZY CAFE 2 AN INDOORS RIOT
GROUNDZ. TRUE, SUM OV U WUZ BOOTD BY DIRTY CHEF, INEXPERIENCD AN BIT
TRIGGR HAPPEH WIF TEH TRAPDOOR SWITCH, BUT IF U FINKZ U CAN LAY ON TEH
FLOOR AN KICK UR FEET SCREAMIN LIEK HE CAREZ, NEWS FLASH, HE DOESNT. IF
IT SEEMS LIEK URE NOT GETTIN LISTEND 2, URE NOT. IF U ARENT GETTIN GUD
CUSTOMR SERVICE FRUM ANYWHERE, DEN DO SUM LOOKIN AROUND, CUD BE TEH
PROBLEM IZ U. IN DAT CASE ITLL FOLLOW U 2 WHEREVR ELSE IZ LUCKY 2 HAS
PLAYR OV UR CALIBRE. WUD HALP 2 KNOE 4 SURE WUT TEH NEW OWNERS
INTENSHUNS R 4 TRUTH, IN WHOLE, UNDENIABLY CERTAINLY AS WHATEVR. DAT WAI
WE CUD KNOE WUT UNREALISTIC EXPECTASHUNS WERE IMPOSIN ON THEM AN FIND
SUM MIDDLE GROUND 2 RIDE OUT TEH REST OV SHADE1 TIL TEH NEW FACILITIEZ
OV SHADE2 R BUILT DEN WELL C IF WE WANTS 2 CONTINUE R PATRONIZIN DIS
ESTABLISHMENT. BUT I TELL YA, ALL DIS WHININ AN SCREAMIN AN WIPIN UR
FECAL MATTR ALL OVAR EVRYONE AN EVRYTHIN ISNT GOIN 2 DO JACK. U
BADåßßEZ LIEK 2 SAY STFU AN REZ, I SAY STFU AN PULAY. SHADE AN IZ
BORD R NOT TEH TOILET AN TEH TOILET PAPR, TEH PUBLIC RESTROOMS R IN AIRG
AN FLASHEM LULZ. ==>> THATAWAY! I DOAN FINKZ WE NED 2 GO 2 GREAT LENGTHS
2 CAST MARTYR ON OURSELVEZ 2 INDUCE BAN FRUM ADMIN SO WE CAN SHOW OFF R
BOOTPRINT LIEK BADGE OV HONOR OR ACCOMPLISHMENT OR PROOF OV TEH
RIGHTEOUS INJUSTIFICASHUN WE ENDURD FRUM TEH MEANIEZ. PULAY AS LONG AS U
CAN, AS SMART AS U CAN, EAT ALL ON UR PLATE, TRY TEH PIE, SAMPLE TEH
WINE, TALK AN CHAT, CELEBRATE LIL. AN IF URE BANND 4 DAT, DEN U HAS RITE
2 COMPLAIN. BUT STEELIN TEH PEPPERSHAKERS, DEFACIN TEH MENUS, POISONIN
PEEPS MEALS, SCRAWLIN ON THEIR BAFROOM WALLS UR BADLY SPELLD POOR
GRAMMAR THOUGHTS ON TEH NEW OWNERS AN HOW TEH BUSINES HAS CHANGD
ACCORDIN 2 U WILL NOT GIT U ANY REFUNDZ OR DISCOUNTS HER AT TEH SHADE
CAFE. {2 DOSE OV U 2 THICK 2 GIT IT, DIS WUZ WUT IZ CALLD AN ANALOGY,
METAFOR, SPARE ME AN UR APPARENT IQ TEH STOOPID LIPPY TARD REPLIEZ "DUH
BUT SHADE IZ GAME NOT RISERONT" 4 EXAMPLE.} FRANKLY THAR R DAIS I C
SHADE AS COLLAPSIN IN ON ITSELF LIEK DAT HOUZ IN POLTERGEIST, CRUMBLIN
IMPLODIN INTO TINY POINT OV LIGHT POOF, BUT I COME BAK. IM NOT HER ALL
TEH TIEM, BUT THEY R MAH DONUT SHOP, LULZ. THEYLL NEVR EQUAL WUT I GOT
AT HOME,BUT AT WERK AN OCCASHUNALLY FRUM HOME IT BE DESENT PASTIME. PLUS
I FINKZ DAT WAN WAITRES TWYST BREWS SWELL COFFEH 4 DARKSTALKR LULZ. NAO,
SHADE HAPPENS, DEAL WIF IT. U CAN TRY BETTR BUSINES BUREAU OR WHATEVR,
BUT IF URE WAN OV TEH FOLKZ TRYIN 2 ARSON TEH RESTAURANT U CANT VRY WELL
COMPLAIN BOUT BURNT FUD.